Only 5% Chance We Have Not Found Yeti, Report Idiots Who Do Not Understand Percentages

From MSNBC:

Russian researchers looking for the yeti — the Asian version of the North American Bigfoot — claim to have found “indisputable proof” of the long-sought mystery beast in Siberia.

There isn’t a ton of evidence to work with — just a few strands of hair and some tracks in the snow — but it’s enough that the research team says its 95 percent sure that the yeti exists. Others, however, are mighty skeptical of the findings.

Also, there is a 95% chance that legitimate researchers would never bother to leave a camera in the supposed den of these yetis.